SLAUGHTER!

Those bastards.

I'm writing this from my own personal version of hell. I've been murdered and taken into captivity. That "nice" family that came to visit? The reprehensible crew came back with another man.

With a saw.

Those miserable miscreants cut me. And not some little nick, like I might get from an aggressive skunk with an appetite for bark, either. No, these freakin' sadists were on a mission.

Look at this!


Look at that little monster in the white coat...she's SMILING! SHE ENJOYED THIS TORTURE! Oh, I've never suffered such indignity, such pain, such misery.


I'll write more later, but right now, I'm just too distraught and in pain, both physical and emotional. I can't believe I've been taken away from the only home I've ever known. I miss the sun. I miss my friends. I miss the animals.

These are wicked, wicked people. They will pay. Oh yes, they will pay.

This Is Where I Live

This is my home:

I have good neighbors, a beautiful view of the rolling hills covered with my evergreen brethren, plenty of space for the deer, rabbits and other animals to frolic beneath my sprawling branches.

It's a good life.

Today, a little boy even came to visit me and had his picture taken by his family. They admired my shape and form. They even put a special bright red tag on my branch. It's like a beautiful ribbon!


I feel so special.

By Way of Introduction

Hi everyone!

Well, since everyone else is on board, I figured I'd catch a seat on the blogging train. By way of introduction, I'm a tree. A white spruce, to be exact. I thought I'd use this blog as a way of telling you a little about my life, who I am, what I'm about, and how I spend my time.

Don't fret about the logistics of how a tree blogs. Let's just accept that technology is a marvelous thing, and miraculous things are possible.

More later. The sun's out, and it looks like it's going to be a glorious day! Thanks for joining me!